Her catwalk is the sidewalk.
Her catwalk is the sidewalk.

Le Smoking?

Dear Marc Jacobs: I would rather watch Taylor Swift feign shock & surprise again like she did last night at the Grammys when the audience applauded for her (Yes, Taylor, they clapped! For you! After performing at an awards show! Quel surprise!)…

…than wear your flipping crazy fall designs that you sent down the runway today. I suppose there really is no polite way to say this, so pardonnez-moi, but were you smoking crack when you designed this collection? Has the real MJ been kidnapped? Darlings, I’ll let you be the judge…

Now if the look you were going for was “polyester pilgrim pimp” ~ my apologies again ~ you nailed it!

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  • Sswhitworth

    Awful!  YOU nailed it, medestrian!