Her catwalk is the sidewalk.
 
Her catwalk is the sidewalk.

White Lines


You wake up one morning and as you’re looking in your closet, trying to plan which cute outfit you will wear, it hits you.  You decide, “Today I’m going to wear a white cotton pencil skirt.”  Before slipping into the skirt, do you first put on:

A)   Nothing, just forget the undergarments altogether!

B)   A skin-toned thong or boyshorts

C)   Saggy granny panties

If you answered A (really??) – I can’t help you, Britney.  If you answered B, you get an A+.  If you answered C, well…did you take the metro to the Pentagon City mall yesterday about 7:30pm? You were in front of me on the “up” escalator, so I couldn’t have ignored you if I tried.

I can’t imagine what possessed you to put on the baggy granny panties underneath such a white, form-fitting skirt, but never wear this…

GPs

Under this!

whitepencil

Listen lovelies, if you’re going to wear white, you wear skin-colored lingerie. You want to match the color as closely as you can to your own skin tone. It’s that simple. It’s time to get off the white line highway. Hanky Panky has some great thongs and boyshorts, especially the low-rider style. Victoria’s Secret also carries several “no show” styles that will nicely do the trick.

hpbeige

Hp boyshorts

 

If you already knew this, you get a gold star, Grandmaster Flash.

 

 

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  • heygirlhey

    HAHAHAHAHAH!